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The TOP TEN, plus one, of the Stupidest, Most Ludicrous, and Most Insane “COOL” Vinyl Decals

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Cool vinyl decals? Maybe, but maybe not, really.

This weeks post highlights a top-ten list, a grab pack pick of ludicrous, insane, or just plain cool—if it’s your thing—vinyl decals. Full Intensity Grafx is well known for their totally insane collection of decals and these ten really, only scratch the surface of the tip of the iceberg. Follow along as we set this ride in motion. A beer helps, maybe a shot of tequila, or just an easy-going, open-minded nature, because we’re going to see some crazy ones. First up…

zombie apocalypse decal
First up, “The hardest thing about a zombie apocalypse will be pretending I’m not excited.” I actually had this one on my Dodge Diesel pickup truck a while back. When The Walking Dead was all the rage, I thought it was cool. Do you? Or is a stupid zombie decal. I recall eating at a Burger King in Tennessee, just outside of Maryville, and as it goes when you put a new decal on your ride, you hyper-notice the attention it gets. Anyway, people stopped to read it, laughed, an even took a quick picture. So I suppose it leans to the cool side, away from stupid, at least for the time period. Getting a laugh counts as brightening a part of someone’s day, right? And maybe, just maybe, they imagine themselves smiling during a zombie apocalypse.

 

Don't like guns, don't buy one, gun control decal
Next up. “Don’t like guns, don’t buy one. Wow, wasn’t that easy?” Now, this might hit a nerve, but what doesn’t hit a nerve on this planet these days. The whole internet would have to come down, well, at least 50% of it, for 50% of people, at least that seems to be the divide these days, right down the middle. Cool, insane, or stupid, or just plain ludicrous. Well, according to most opinions about this one, from my personal experience and having it on display, more than 50% love this decal. It’s contrary to the news, so it seems when you’re out and about in America—yet who doesn’t know that already. America is here to stay and so is the second amendment. So, from the overwhelming consensus of my customers’ reactions in multiple states, I’d have to say this one is cool, and stand-tall bold, and a peoples’ pick just about across the board..

 

Jesus loves you decal
Now how about it? I’d have to say, INSANE! “Jesus loves you, but you are STILL going to HELL!” decal. Wow, how about that. How many times have I witnessed a customer pointing at this one, reading it aloud, and telling their friends. Ludicrous! Crazy! What a SCARY vinyl decal, really! We’re all going to hell!

 

Funny fart decal
Okay, finally. A stupid one. “I fart in elevators” decal. Now, WTF? Come on. Don’t ask, really. But, if you must know, I was once insane. Yep. I ate, breathed, and slept decals. My passion created, with the help of my wife, Full Intensity Grafx. And, in the name of completeness, well… Now, how about someone head over and order this decal from the site. Any size, any color, just so I know there’s someone out there, that I’m not totally insane!

 

Skull face decal
I’m going to come right out and say it. Yep, I am crazy. But I like this one. No, I love it. I love decals! Muahahaha! But really, and I don’t totally know why, but I like this one “a lot.” Say it like the guy from Dumb and Dumber: “I like it, a lot.” Skull funny as hell, “I live in your face” decal. Now, if you ain’t laughin’ yet, or are pissed off by these absurd, totally ludicrous decals, then I’m just saying, you better turn back now!

 

Consciousness vinyl decal
Consciousness, the annoying time between naps, decal. Ludicrous! Funny. Ha! But is it really annoying, this great life on this great planet? Yep. Unless maybe you’re one of the meat bags with a million dollars and a personal plane, and you can take it out for a flight to settle your nerves. But maybe I’m getting off track, as much as this crazy decals is. But this one is ludicrous, yes, yet really, probably, is the truth most of the time for most of us. But, those in-between times, including naps, when life is just fantastic, though… Ahhhh!

 

Choking chicken decal sticker
This is the “plus one.” There are the top-ten ludicrous, stupid, or cool decals, and then there is this one. Choking a chicken decal. Now what in the world? It goes so far beyond stupid, that I had to make it the plus-one, funny-bone-tickling sticker. Jerk it. Choke it. What? But maybe. This decal was custom drawn for Full Intensity Grafx and you find find many more of the Full Intensity Grafx Original Designs here and here.

 

Choking hazard decal sticker
Choking hazard decal. But not just! LARGE PARTS. Package below not intended for inexperienced riders. This one gets a fifty-fifty. 50% ludicrous, and 50% stupid, but only 50% stupid to appease those without a sense of humor. Or a sense thereof, where it used to be in place and totally cool, yet had fully dried up, finally. A great, or terrible, decal depending on you! Great for ATVs, 4-wheelers, motorcycles, and even, perhaps, a riding lawnmower. Now how’s that for “not buying me love,” but at least you get the LARGE parts! Head on over and pick one of these up, or curse, squeeze your fists, and close this page. Close the whole internet—for at least a day!

 

No shirt no shoes no service decal
No shirt no service decal. For guys only! Free drinks for the ladies. Now I can picture this one jerking the chain of an out-of-shape-dude who wants to go shirtless everywhere, and get his free drinks! And also, for the uptight tightwad, to jolt a brain to maddened red noodles. But it is here. For the laid-back, cool dudes and gals who love to party, the open-minded who have not solidified into a stone. No shirt, and free drinks for the ladies! Dudes, put your dang shirt back on, shoes too. Get it with the link above, and party on, dudes!

 

Eclipse decal eyes burning out
My eye! It burns! This one is actually a reverse decal. A stupid decal for all the stupid people who bought sunglasses for their pets during the eclipse. And those who thought the eclipse will, quote, BURN OUT MY FREAKING EYES, more than the sun on any other day, if you were to stare at it. So, this one is on this top-ten list for the anti-stupid factor. An anti-stupid decal, or, a spotlight for those who need some sunlight in their eyes. Hey, wear sunglasses at night too! Get this cool decal to always remember the masses, or sport it during the next eclipse, and roll up hard. What a fantastic planet! But don’t take my word for it, that’s what social media is for!

 

Titties rule decal sticker
The best for last, surely. I got the titties so I make the rules, decal. Top seller sold to more women than I can count. Now, I do have one for men, too, buried somewhere in the decal catalog like a needle in a pile of Tennessee leaves. Yep, it’s somewhere, but who cares, this sexy decal trumps it a thousand fold. The reactions to this one are overwhelming. The ladies love it, and, so do the guys without a problem whatsoever. No way Jose! No problem indeed. Carry on, ladies. You do make the rules, and I must add, not only for this sexy reason. Ladies, you rock for a million reasons. I’ll end this post by saying: screw this sexist message, this probably stupid decal...but what is stupid? What was stupid for us once, may not be at our current time and situation, and vice versa, all way down and falling face-first into the rabbit hole that is life. Now, to finish off this post, finally, ladies, respect for you and all you do! You truly make the rules for a billion reasons!

That’s it for the top ten stupidest, funny, ludicrous, insane vinyl decals. Stay tuned because I’m sure to come up with another off-the-road, nutty topic for next week’s blog post. Till then, stay cool everyone. And if you need some cool decals, or something weird, a funny gift, perhaps, or a pragmatic, useful, helpful advertising decal, keep us in mind. Peace out. Full Intensity Grafx.

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